Most of us would stop working if we could. We always crave for it, but that’s the only thing we can do: dreaming. Having a 9-5 work just seems inescapable. I, Rey Pugon, however am a master at defying the ineluctable. I look closely ‘The Ineluctable’ in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to quit your job, QUIT WORKING; I’ll even give you 5 reasons why you should.
1. If you leave your job you’ll have more time to devote to reading good articles such as this one. That will make me a trademark name down at the Office of Unemployment and Welfare Services. My famousness is a small price to pay for you living your dreams. Think about this when you see me on the ‘Today Show’.
2. There’s a great feeling in quitting your job. You’ll be in cloud nine in 10 minutes, you’ll on the top of the world, you’ll be living the good life, you’ll be: -insert your own cliche here-. Then you’ll start worrying about the car note, the mortgage, the kid’s school clothes, groceries, and and how you’re going to pay the amount you owe to other companies. All this will bring depression up to the extent of attempting suicide, but at least you had 10 minutes of freedom.
3. TV shows during the day is considered the most breathtaking and captivating television in the market. You’ll wonder how come you get to survive without all those soap operas, movies, talk shows, reality shows, and judge shows where you suspect that the judge has beed paid. Combine this with all the informative TV ads that are shown during the day that will ”Get a degree from home’, ‘Make $1,000 a day answering emails’,'Learn the Internet in 2 hours’ in such exciting fields as GED preparation and septic tank scrubber’ and you’ll not just think why you didn’t leave your job sooner, you’ll promise not to get a job again.
4. In your formerly employed state you missed all those calls from colletors and billing agents. Now that you have resigned you’ll be able to sit at home in eager anticipation of these oh-so-important calls. Toss in a few telemarketers, calls from various associations begging for donations, and a few of those computers that call you and ask you to ‘Hold for an important message’ and you’ll have a full day of just answering the phone. It’s like having a job again, without getting a salary.
5. Drawing yourself to get out of bed every morning at 5:45 a.m. doesn’t help your body. Your doctor will proud of you that you care enough for your body to go as far as quitting your job. He won’t see you anymore, however, because you no longer have health insurance. You don’t have . Waiting in this clinic two teenagers with stage 3 Chlamydia is is another wonderful experience you will surely miss if you had kept your day job.
There you have it folks. Five reasons why you should immediately go out and resign from your job. Have a free feeling to say these to your boss when you turn in your two weeks notice. If she wants to know where you came across such valuable information tell her that a unselfish friend provided them to you, and all I asked in return was that you think of me next time you need your septic tank scrubbed…
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